I am excited to share with you the cover of Lori Strongin's latest release "Bite Me"! I will reading and reviewing this shortly- so stay tuned!
“Talbot blamed his mother for the fact he’d spent most of the summer impersonating a nun.”
So begins Bite Me, a humorous urban fantasy YA novel set at Hedgehill University for Paranormal Creatures.
In this Animal House meets Christopher Moore-esque story, freshman
Talbot Osbourne is under pressure to find a summer job, an affordable
apartment, and to not flunk out; otherwise he’ll face the wrath of his
werewolf clan back home. Buddhist, vegetarian vampire Julian St. George
has problems, too, but his are more of the
being-stalked-by-a-psychotic-slayer type. After he ousts the intruder
from his home, Julian figures that’s the last of that.
Talbot and Julian are forced to partner on a class assignment to
study humans in their natural habitat. That is, a strip club. But
while these two co-eds try to live their para-normal lives and pass
their classes, the slayer targets both the university and the club,
taking out students with any kind of supernatural abilities. After
Julian’s home is destroyed and he’s nearly killed, the vampire and
werewolf form an unlikely—and probably unholy—duo to catch the stalker
before the psycho slays them. If they don’t kill each other first, that
Between surviving an apartment with cannibalistic furniture, zombie
squirrels, and a strip club where the drinks are scarier than the
suspects, Talbot and Julian struggle to catch up to the slayer, who
always seems one stake ahead of them.
Throw in a shapeshifter with ferret envy, a nymphomaniac wizard who
makes people’s clothes disappear, and the ghost of a five-year-old with
the potty mouth of a sailor, and these boys are in for the summer of
their lives. Or deaths."
You can find out more about Lori and "Bite Me" HERE.